Philip's Tunnel to Nowhere 3

Let the record show that tonight was the night I dropped a bowl of macaroni and cheese on the kitchen floor, shattering it into a million pieces and a huge mess. And I confess that I did start to go into “Waah! I suck at life!” mode, but the point is I stayed there for less than two seconds. Then I started to approach it as a fun logic problem, with the answer of: Go to Meijer and buy a broom.